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Welcome to the Clan of Cheese Homepage, homepage of the first leaderless clan. How does it work? We take the old American Indian felocify of high ranking members only being able to influence lower members. We have no rules, no entry criteria (requirements for the uneducated) just a general purpose of winning some games, having some friends.

Want to join? Join. Dont want to? Join. Join us.....

Members thus far:

Cheesegod
God_Evil_Bingo
Greg the Peg
Kumaomac
Hoglet
God_Richardson

Check out the members page for more detailed info.

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Mail Cheesegod

Mail God_Evil_Bingo

11/11/01 Ummmm, HTML

Ok dudes and dudetts, Im working on a wonderfully stupendous HTML version of everyones favourite site. Its really underdone at the moment, but, soon, I'll get all this stuff up, plus som html-tastic new features.

Cheesegod

The brand spanky new site.

11/11/01 Im not sure

Right, the demigods didn't respond to my mail, so I dont know whever they'll show up tonight. Regardless, if you cab make it, turn up at six GMT (uk time) for a training session, or perhaps to lay an open challenge.

Cheesegod

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10/11/01 Here we go again

TLC have declared war on us for... get this... "Us having an odd name." I suggest that we deal with this in a dignified manner: Kick their ass!

Also, just on teeny entry thing: No n00bs!

Cheesegod


09/11/01 Demigods

Also, we gotta a match with the Demigods. Im thinking maybe this Sunday afternoon, perhaps 4:00pm or maybe sixish, even up to eight. If you can make this, please tell me, k.

Also, the war with the Army of Darkness is off, due to them kicking zueshammer

Cheesegod

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08/11/01 We keeep getting hacked

SOMEONE out there keeps screwing with the site. I have a STRONG suspicion its either

i) A clan member
ii) THE hacker (zeus hammer, zuesbro, animal spirit etc)
Plz, stop it. Im afraid im not telling anyone via e-mail or elsewhere, as hotmail is easy to hack.

Goto the bnw boards and read up on the hacking threat.

S/He also stuck music on the site, so, if your doing it in innocense, EMAIL me. If not, own up, you goddamn coward.

Cheesegod

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07/11/01 Blooming 'eck! Theres a baddun among our enemies

Zeushammer for christs sake! Zeus-bloody-hammer! The hacker himself! Mr virus of many handles! Bloody hell! Kick him! KICK HIM! If hes in your game. He can get your IP and send you viruses. Be warned!!!

Cheesegod


07/11/01 Right two things

One, who the blooming hell keeps changing the site layout. I know its a clan member, so don't make me change the goddamn password.

And secondly, you'll notice that I have been offline alot lately. This is because I live with other people, they want me to let them on the computer they bought. Honestly. Damn, missed fightclub too

Oh, and Jesse who I was supposed to play online last night, I had to come off, so we can organise a rematch perhaps? I'll win :)

cheesegod

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5/11/01 Bingo is Back

God_evil_bingo has rejoined. Read members page for details. Also, in the pat few days I've been taking this thing far too seriously, so I've decided to return to my former, super-liberal passive self. We may still be at war, but, just to prove I have not lost my way, i have written the "cheese dont get you down song" during a particulary late hour. It is now immortalised for all to see. sing to the tune of te bit in that beatles song where the line "sing a sad song and make it happy" is in all the way through.

look for villager diary from my old site to be resurected and slapped on here too, just to fill up this 50mb of free webspace. you guys got anything? Throw it my way and i'll stick it on.

Cheesegod

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4/11/01 UPDATE- We are at war

Lizard has been kicked from the clan. We are now at war with his OLD clan. The name of the clan is the ARMY OF DARKNESS. Visit them at http://www.expage.com/armyofdarknessclanhome. We must crush this new threat, for no good reason, but it'll give us something to do.

I had to kick Evil Devil or whatever hes called too. He was too close to turning on us.


4/11/01

As many of you may already know, CYT has split, so our chances in the tournament have vastly improved. I don't need to tell you, but train up your creatures and practise taking towns and destroying your enemies.

Any of you with small creatures, youve got a month to get them up to size to make us viable online. We'll have to see who has the best creatures to see which to use. Dont forget, these will be co-op games, so make sure the better creature is used.

Download Kilroys training grounds if you havent got it, as this will get your creature in prime condition.

Cheesegod

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3/11/01 *UPDATE*

Ok, the Alliance, who are running the clan tourny reside at this adress: http://jgthesandman.tripod.com

Anyone want to have a freibly match with them tonight or soon? We are trying to organise a freindly game.

Cheesegod




3/11/01 Changes abound

Ok people, a few changes. First, if you'd like your e-mail adress put on the site, tell me so by e-mail. Also, I need to know whos on the clan teams for almost sure.

And I'd really like people to submit stuff for the site like articles or pics, or help me run it.

And any one whos not got the cheeselands map, mail me and I'll give u a copy to help with training.

Anyone else made any maps? Share them with the clan, please. Over at www.planetblackandwhite.com/bwmaps they have a great tuturiol.

cheesegod


31/10/01 two brand spanky new members

Yep, you can see them in the members page. Thats all, really. Oh, except that the guys running that clan tourny we are entering in December want some of us to play them in a few matches.

In relavent news, Clan of Cheese has entered the tourny being ran by those alliance guys and gals. We need to pick some teams, so who here will be able to enter. It starts somwher around the 5-10 of December. Mail me for details.

It'd also be cool if some of you people could help me run the site. Email me and I'll tell you the username and password, as well as a few basics of combat, or contact me on msn messager.

And dont forget, we are all of equal rank, so you can get new members without asking anyone.

Cheesegod

29/10/01 Meeting online tommorow.

Everyone try to be online sixish tomorrow. If you cant make it contact someone to let us know.

Cheesegod hath spoken

News 28/10/01 New stuff & member


Kumaomac has joined us, yay. check the members page.


Greg the Pegs profile up on the members page. And we have some creature training tips up in the relavent section.

We still need members, so JOIN US.

News 27/10/01 We are up and running. Whooo!!!!

Hi dudes and dudetts, the Clan of Cheese is here. Read up on the mission statement above, ponder for a couple of seconds then click the cheese to join.

Info on joining is permanately on the 'join' page.

Anyway, I've got a week of school, so we'll probably get lots of stuff up soonish.

Watch this space.

Cheesegod Hath Spoken